“I work with The Detective.”
You freeze. Your finger, already halfway to the “End Call” button, retracts.
You were in the middle of something somewhat delicate and rather important, but this may be more important still.
“You can call me Watson.” Her voice crackles over the poor connection.
All roads lead back to home; her name, no different. Your son and his friend liked to play Sherlock Holmes.
“Watson,” you acknowledge. “Watson. I know your name, but not your purpose.”
“I work with The Detective.”
You hesitate.
At last, you grunt your acceptance that this fact might indeed be of interest to you.
“I have information.”
You take in a breath.
Information is exactly what you want. You tried to get it yourself. You failed.
Yet now, it is offerred to you freely.
“There’s a price.”
Figures.
“When you find the killer, you will tear him limb from limb. You will poke out his eyes, tear out his liver, and finally, make him eat his own entrails.
“And when you are done–when he has been thoroughly, completely destroyed–you will make him live. You will make him live a long life, the rest of his life, together with his pain.
“For that, and no less, is what he deserves.”
You take a heavy, determined breath.
“It will be done.”
“Good.
“The Detective is moving slowly. We’ve caught the driver. Some cult related to the number thirteen is involved–we got one of their finance people. The Assassin is still on the loose, but hopefully not far away.”
“Nothing new,” you observe.
“No,” she replies, “but this is: there wasn’t a struggle.”
You blink.
Not a struggle?
There were scratches on the body; cuts; bruises; scrapes.
“No struggle, though one was faked. All of the injuries were inflicted prior to death, but there was no fight. One would think th-the victim must have been sedated, but there were no traces.”
You frown.
You suspect magic.
Then again, you always suspect magic.
You did from the moment you found his body.
For there was magic on the body, especially in the drops of blood.
But there was no magic in the body. No way your son could have been sedated, or even held still; the echo should have still been visible.
Then again, you’re no expert at magic.
You think The Detective might be, though.
“What about the involvement of Magic?” you ask.
“Magic? What?” Watson is, apparently, entirely bewildered by the concept.
“Nevermind.”
“It would appear that, perhaps, he… the victim was in some way complicit in…” She takes in a deep breath to steady herself, “In his own death.”
You don’t believe it.
You can’t believe it.
You hang up.
You’re not going to face it.
You’re going to break this door down, and question the man inside.
SMASH!
You storm in, holding a gun aloft.
There’s no man.
Just a woman.
“You’re not here,” she says.
You settle into your couch, bring the coffee cup to your mouth, and take a sip. You dip the biscotti.
Delicious.
Everything’s fine.