I see the “Men” sign on the door, and I cringe. Then, I sit on the toilet. If I look down, I’ll cringe again.
In a way, the bathroom captures the essense of my experience being a trans woman: I don’t fit with my group, and my body is wrong.
Last week, I saw Star Trek Into Darkness with some friends.
Even before the movie, I had to use the bathroom. I didn’t. I Hate Bathrooms.
By the end, I really had to go. I don’t think I could even talk straight.
I found the bathroom. As always, I was confronted with two choices. I knew the one I must choose.
Saying my mental “fuck you,” I tore my eyes away from the “Men” sign and entered.
There was a line. Men were going at the urinals, and—after lifting the seat—in the stalls, as well.
Finally, my turn.
And, I realized, as I sat down (I’ve never done the whole standing thing)—
I was out of place.
I wasn’t supposed to be there.
The door said “Men.”
This is wrong.
With so many men in one place, I realized just how out-of-place I was.
I wished I could have made a different choice.
Not presenting as female, I would not have felt comfortable in the women’s restroom (and I doubt those in the restroom would have felt comfortable with me). But, even presenting as male, I was far from comfortable in the men’s.
The choice wouldn’t have mattered anyway. No matter the choice, inevitably, I would have to look down.
And look down I did.
I saw what has been there for all my life. Usually, that very fact—that it has been with me for all this time—is enough to allow me to ignore its existence.
That night, I couldn’t ignore it.
I uttered my second “fuck you.” I’m not sure if it was for the bathroom, or for my body.
It’s not so bad in my own bathroom. In my bathroom, I don’t have to think at all. I know where everything is. I could do it with my eyes closed—and, indeed, that’s in effect what I do at night when it’s dark.
I can get out my phone, and distract myself. It works very well. In my own bathroom, I’m almost fine.
It’s the only bathroom I feel comfortable in.
Other than my own, I don’t feel comfortable in any bathroom. In some bathrooms, however, I feel less comfortable than in others. Smaller bathrooms, smaller stalls, smaller seats… I have to think more; I have to avoid the walls, avoid the large toilet paper rollers. It becomes impossible to avoid me.
And that’s why bathrooms are awful.
It’s bad enough that they make me feel apart from my group.
They then add injury to that insult: they remind me about my body.
Fuck you, bathrooms.